... Hey there. You wanted to look at my dating profile?
I know you probably didn't actually care to see my dating profile (and I don't actually have one). You were just curious and didn't think anyone was watching. I probably would have clicked too.
Remember, on the internet, someone is always watching. It could be me, it could be Google, or it could be the person who wrote your favorite browser extension. I've put you on a list. :)